https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biWAdpCSE3c (Student house, interior, zombie still claw at the crudely reinforced windows. Neil enters) Neil: Guys, guys, it's weird, I was out in the garden, planting seeds, so nature can grow the seed, then we can eat the seeed... Rik: Oh get on with it Neil. Vyvyan (sporting an eye patch): Rik, shut up, you're dead! Rik: Actually, I'm not, I think you'll find I'm perfectly fine... *THWOP* Vyvyan: No, I said you're dead. (Returns cricket bat to side of sofa) Neil: Anyway, I was sewing the seeds... Mike: Yes we know Neil, but is this going anywhere? Neil: (excited) We yeah, like I noticed something really freaky... All: Yes? Neil: I turned round, and there was an arrow in my back. (Neil turns around to reveal his back is full of arrows). Mike: I wondered where the bow had gone I told Kat she could get some target practise in... Rik (springing up for the floor, flailing arms and attempting to smarten himself up...