"What do you mean it refuses to render in 3d?" The Diplomatic Droid screamed at the Med-Bot in a steessed and undiplomatic manner. "The Ambassador is away and you know the Emperor has invited us to entertain." The Med-Bot shrugged and uttered "I am a fully equipped and trained medical droid, and have seen action in fourteen warzones and been decorated in eleven of them, I will remind you. You know you and I are not sone third-rate entertainment droids!" The displacement wind that yore through the Ambassadorial ante-chamber signalled the arrival of the Emperor, as did several megagallons of salt water suddenly finding itself falling out the Imperial visiting tank and being pumped to the resevoirs for later. "Hello you two, as I believe you humans say. What do we have tonight? Think of this as a 'dressed rehearsal' for later." The holo projection flashed into life, the two droids lasared encrypted communications to each other about being ca...
"Welcome all to the Buzzard Dome!" "This should be a fine match up Jim, The Splattermore Ravens, a realtively new team under Mad Lemmey, taking on the Veteran Shambling Undead Team coached by the amazing Mocaivius." "These two coaches have been friends and rivals for decades, and even got to a local league final once." "Be interesting to see where this friendly game goes Jim." "If Blood Bowl can ever be friendly Bob!" Chris and I dug out our Blood Bowl teams. I chose my Splattermore Ravens Vampire team. Chris brought along his trusty 3rd edition Undead (now know as a shambling undead team in 'Season 3' of the present rules). My team 2 thrower vamps, 1 blitzer vamp, one runner vamp, 8 thralls (cheap humans). Chris had 2 mummies, 2 ghouls, 2 wrights, 2 zombies and a pile of skellies. Good old fashioned croemwd violence shortens the half by a turn! Chris elected to kick. I recieved and immediately got Lestat the thrower unde...