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Burrows and Badgers new gang - Fox Force

The foxes left the inn in good cheer. The locals had fed them many warm and tasty treats and the good company and drinks had warmed them, and now they hitched their collars up and walked face first into the last rain coming from the North.  "So, they have paid us to rid them of a highwayman while travelling North?" The knight enquired, swinging his ax onto his shoulder. "It would appear so,"  the ranger vixen chuckled under her breath, "cash in advance too,". "What's the description of this miscrent?" the heavily armoured knight enquired. "Red coat, purple waistcoat, tall, fox, in a French-cocked hat," the rogue retorted, flipping his shield onto his back. "Bit of a dandy, even wears white makeup in a stripe across his nose" The heavily scarred mage looked at the agent, and then there was a quiet 'OOF!' as she elbowed her in the ribs, "Did they not notice our garb as we dined?...

Burrows and Badgers: Sneak attack! Freeferrets vs Barbaric Pedestrians

"So," Sir Dereck poked the fire with the poker, putting it to one side and looking at the Freeferrets around the camp, "what was the main rule for dealing with the Barbaric Pedestrians?" Teddy looked at the others, and raised a whiskered eyebrow, "Get in quick?" Harry the Weasel looked up from his flagon, "Hit 'em 'ard?" "Get out quick?" Matilda continued, before taking a drink from her flask. "And..." The old knight waited. "Get the money from the villagers in advance for clearing out the other gang as quickly as possible?" Ron the Weasel finished. Sir Dereck groaned, and looked up at the gang. "The job was simple, force out the Barbaric Pedestrians, and walk away with a good purse of cash!" "I mean, we shadowed them, got in a good position, then we all got the drop on 'alf of 'em as they were patrolling round," Ron looked puzzled (but he always did). "I mean, I got a good sh...