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Blood Bowl: Splattermore Ravens vs Copperwheat Stealers

"Welcome sports fans!" "And fans of extreme violence!" "Tonight, from Splattermore Castle, the Ravens, a new Vampire team, are taking on the Copperwheat Stealers in an un-friendly moonlit spectacular." "A veteran halfling team, vs a rookie vamp team, should be a good match-up?" David came round for a game, and I got to try out my new Vampire team on his sparkling new Vampire pitch. I elected to receive, and Tana, my Vampire runner, got the ball from a touchback. Sprinting down field and looking to score as soon as posible. However, David's halflings had other plans, and triple teamed her to  floor her. Due to the hard floor, she went straight into the injured box, and didn't regenerate! Sorry Tana. The Stealers scooped up the ball, but the Vampire thrower, Lestat, blitzed in, up-ended a halfling, and seized the ball. Not a single tree man took root all game, they were blitzing everywhere!  The Stealers popped the ball loose with a ja...

Blood Bowl - Beastie Boys vs Copperfield Stealers. League match

"Good eeeeevening sports fans!" "Bob, after their pre-season friendly that allowed the Beasties Chaos Chosen team a two touchdown win, it will be interesting to see if the Copperfield Stealers Halfling horde have recovered from their light mauling by the Ogres." "Looks like both sets of fans are looking forwards with this, as 6000 have turned up to watch." "Good turn out for a minor league early in the season!" "Only one player out, the Halflings got lucky that week. Reports are it was a halfling that was accidently sat on by an ogre tripping over. Fifteen players is a weaker number for halfpints." "Not as lucky as the Beasties, by avoiding Nurgle rot versus that wiped out one of the skaven teams they were meant to be playing in round one, they have all come in healthy!" "Here comes the kick, and it's gone really, really short." "Straight from the off, the Stealers kick touches back, and the Chaos Choses B...